Mary Porter

  • I come from Vulgaria, that makes me Vulgarian. I drive a '00 Vulva. I am the Ambassador of F@ckin' Kick your Assador! --The Vandals I like to ride my bike and play barbies. Hair and make-up and glitter and stickers! Unicorns and mermaids. I'm pretty and short. I am pretty shy! I have a lot of tattoos. I think piercings on guys kind of suck. I like funny and smart people, so if you have nothing to contribute, you can go away...please GO AWAY!
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  • Gender: Female, Status: Divorced


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